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10.06.2025 23:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This Type of Fiber Could Have Weight Loss Benefits Similar to Ozempic - ScienceAlert

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

40 Father’s Day Gifts He’ll Wanna Brag About - BuzzFeed

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

Still no good.

Can you list every album you have ever listened to?

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

How do you say "I don't speak Italian yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn Italian with you. Would you like to teach me Italian?" in Italian?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

Chips Ahoy and Oreo maker Mondelez sues grocery chain Aldi over similar packaging - CNN

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

Diddy trial day 21 recap: 3rd victim takes the stand as judge threatens to boot Combs - ABC News

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

2025 Stanley Cup Finals Preview: Can Connor McDavid Finally Do It? - The Ringer

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Thousands of Kroger, Albertsons grocery store workers vote to strike - KIRO 7 News Seattle

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

Fans slam Gearbox CEO Randy Pitchford's message to "cost sensitive" fans - Eurogamer

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

French Open: No. 1 Aryna Sabalenka ends Swiatek's reign and meets No. 2 Coco Gauff for the trophy - AP News

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

"Orthorexia" Is Becoming More And More Common, So Here's What Experts Say To Know About It - Yahoo

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

Sorry, Trump supporters, but eventually it will have to be asked: Why didn't Trump do as well in his first term as he is doing NOW?